Create an original vintage comic illustration of a shameless raccoon caught stealing an entire Thanksgiving pie. The raccoon tiptoes away on its hind legs, hugging the pie protectively, with a huge self-satisfied grin and crumbs falling from its paws. Behind it sits an empty pie plate and a trail of crumbs that makes its attempted escape hilariously obvious. Use expressive cartoon anatomy, chunky black ink outlines, retro halftone dots, slightly worn mid-century print texture, and a cozy palette of rust orange, golden mustard, deep teal, chocolate brown, and cream. Make the raccoon mischievous and lovable, with strong readable shapes suitable for stickers, mugs, shirts, and seasonal wall art. Centered standalone illustration, simple light background, no mockup, no watermark, no lettering.