Create a funny vintage comic-book illustration of a turkey attempting to escape Thanksgiving dinner by disguising itself as a suspicious detective. The turkey wears an oversized trench coat, dark sunglasses, and an absurdly obvious fake mustache that barely covers its beak. It nervously looks over its shoulder while clutching a tiny suitcase stuffed with feathers. Give the character an expressive, panicked face and an exaggerated sneaky pose. Style it like a 1950s newspaper comic crossed with a vintage novelty greeting card: thick hand-inked outlines, bold shapes, retro halftone dots, slightly distressed print texture, and a limited palette of burnt orange, mustard, dark brown, teal, and warm cream. Make the character readable at sticker size, with a compact centered silhouette and uncluttered background.