Transform Image Into Flat 2D Absurdist Cartoon Illustratio

Transform the uploaded image into a flat 2D absurdist cartoon illustration while preserving the subject(s), composition, clothing, accessories, and overall identity. Redraw every subject as chunky, rubbery cartoon characters with simplified, exaggerated anatomy: oversized rounded bodies, short stubby limbs, tiny beady dot eyes, and an enormous wide-open mouth with large flat teeth and a bold red lip outline dominating the lower half of the face. Push the facial proportions into a grotesque yet playful, joyfully absurd aesthetic. Use flat warm peach-orange skin tones. Render everything in crisp vector-style line art with thick bold black outlines, solid flat colors, and absolutely no gradients, shadows, textures, lighting effects, or photorealism. Faithfully recreate all clothing, hairstyles, accessories, footwear, bags, hats, and props from the reference image, simplifying them into the same bold graphic cartoon style while maintaining recognizable colors and silhouettes. Center the full-body subject(s) in a portrait composition against a clean solid-color background. Default to cobalt blue (#4A7FD4), unless the original image contains a distinctive background color that enhances the composition. Style DNA: Flat 2D editorial cartoon, inspired by classic American animation with a modern streetwear illustration aesthetic. Bold, graphic, irreverent, expressive, and intentionally exaggerated. No fine detail, realism, gradients, or painterly effects-only clean, flat vector artwork. Aspect Ratio: 4:5