Ultra-realistic close-up portrait of a chubby British Shorthair cat, centered and facing directly toward the camera with a completely expressionless, deadpan face. The cat wears oversized heart-shaped sunglasses that perfectly match the color of its outfit (black, pastel blue, yellow, or any chosen color). A shiny plastic garbage bag is worn like a hood, with both top corners tied into two round knots resembling ears. The plastic has realistic wrinkles, glossy reflections, and soft folds framing the cat's face. The cat holds a matching-colored toy pistol pointed directly toward the camera in the foreground, creating dramatic perspective with slight depth-of-field blur on the toy. Soft studio lighting, creamy beige seamless background, symmetrical composition, sharp focus on the cat's face, highly detailed fur texture, realistic whiskers, reflective sunglasses, premium DSLR quality, shallow depth of field, humorous fashion editorial aesthetic, luxury pet photography, centered framing, 85mm lens, f/1.8, ultra photorealistic, 8K, hyper-detailed, cinematic lighting, clean minimal background, vibrant colors.